Monday, December 17, 2007

last post

Clearly I overestimated my audience. I did not think that such a simple thing as TRUTH would result in being STALKED by some internet PSYCHO. This will be my last post UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE - i.e. until I get this crazy nerd thrown in jail - hopefully it wont take too long. To whoever it is who insists on harassing me: DOES THIS MAKE YOU HAPPY YOU SON OF A BITCH? HOPE THAT THE POLICE FIND YOU BEFORE I DO.

email

Look, I dont know who keeps sending me these emails, but I swear if you don't stop I'm calling the police! I've seen dateline specials where they catch freaks like you and throw them in prison where they belong! SO STOP IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YOU

harassment

It's amazing that I just started this blog, and yet I'm already receiving hate mail. If I've already scared you, you might as well stop reading this blog - because I'm only getting started!

passwords

So I just found a list of the top ten most used passwords - and let me just say now that PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS. Your email is the KEY TO YOUR LIFE; to then let your password be some spewed out buzzword.
Some highlights are:

password - well good job, pal, you figured out what you're supposed to put in the box, and I guess that's half the battle. Thing is, you're supposed to enter a DIFFERENT password. Idiot.

letmein - SO CLOSE I guess you thought this is where what you want the computer to do goes. Next time, dumbass.

myspace1 - well now arent you CLEVER. That 1 will definitely scare away any hackers. I wonder if you just copied your password from the myspace URL? (note: that said, using this for something other than a myspace password might actually be clever)

So there you have it - more proof that our country is falling to hell

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

WEAR A TIE

So am I the only one upset about our fine country's complete lack of professionalism? As my office slowly falls from business to business casual I alone refuse to accept the change. My power tie will stay fixed firmly to my neck UNTIL I DIE. The fact that these hotshot no-tie-wearing fresh-out-of-college sons-of-bitches are stealing MY promotions makes me want to put a chair through the window. Really, I should just put one of THEM through the window! I could probably do it, too - I used to life weights when I was young, I still have a lot of the strength. I bet I wouldn't even mess up my tie!

Monday, December 10, 2007

EMAIL

Oh, I know some of you whiners are going to get all riled (I know honesty frightens you) - so just in case you're not COWARDS, here is my email: hrenald@gmail.com

falling to pieces

Why does it seem that, as I grow older, the world seems to be sinking deeper and deeper into stupidity. Every time I turn on the TV I am assaulted with images of corporate bloat. I swear, if I see another lip-glossed, glitter-faced "tween" pushing a giant-headed whore doll I'm going to PUT MY FIST THROUGH THE SCREEN. How is it that eleven year old girls control so much of the economy that 90 per-cent of television advertising is DEDICATED to them? Is that all little girls are good for nowadays? Spending money??? We should have them running textile plants - at least there they'd learn something useful.

Scared? You should be. And if your offended then GET OVER IT. I'm a straight-talker, and if you don't like that you dont have to read this.

For the rest of you brave enough to stick around, welcome to my blog. I started it because I know I have tons of oppinions that NEED TO BE HEARD. I know many of you arent ready for this yet, but TOO BAD. Open your eyes - our country is FALLING TO PIECES.