WEAR A TIE

So am I the only one upset about our fine country's complete lack of professionalism? As my office slowly falls from business to business casual I alone refuse to accept the change. My power tie will stay fixed firmly to my neck UNTIL I DIE. The fact that these hotshot no-tie-wearing fresh-out-of-college sons-of-bitches are stealing MY promotions makes me want to put a chair through the window. Really, I should just put one of THEM through the window! I could probably do it, too - I used to life weights when I was young, I still have a lot of the strength. I bet I wouldn't even mess up my tie!